Sunday 2 October 2011

Tooth fairies

They collect teeth because they have none of their own. Their mouths expand to incorporate new teeth as they find them. The older ones have grins that even sharks would find unnerving.

2 comments:

  1. Yes! It only stands to reason. I've been wanting to write these up for some time.

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  2. as a D&D-ism, perhaps tooth fairies start with 1 hp, and gain another hp for every tooth they have.

    Now, imagine a tooth fairy with 12 hit dice of teeth...

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